A true story of triumph over adversity. Mr Potato Head, a poorly educated, wannabee chav of whom prostitutes charge an ugly tax, gets £200,000 a week for kicking a ball around - and not very skilfully at that, according to the World Cup results.
I just hope he shares what's left of his fortune, after deducting, fags, booze and prostitutes, with the bloke who has to tie his bootlaces for him.
But what an inspiring story for other sink-estate kids who are uglier than a bagful of arseholes, as thick as pig-shit and have no hope for the future. If they can just kick a ball about a bit, they could become the next Wayne Rooney.
HAHA Love it!
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