I was reading the Daily Mail online, yesterday, since it saves you paying 80p for the paper. Presumably it's a brilliant scheme to make money, but I haven't figured out how it works yet.
One of the main talking points was that lots and lots of people are outraged that they may have to submit to a physical search at airports before being allowed to board a plane. They'd rather not have a stranger's hands go anywhere near their private parts, preferring instead to run the risk of being blown out of the sky by a terrorist bomb.
I think there's a very easy solution to this, which will allow people to choose how they want to be treated. There should be two gateways to two separate aircraft. Over the first it would say "No, I do not wish to be searched, and am quite happy to go onto a plane that may be carrying terrorist bombs."
The second would say "Please search me, and make sure you search everyone else going on my plane, particularly those dodgy looking Muslims over there, because I don't wish to be blown up in mid-air.
That way, people who prefer to be safe can take all appropriate measures to stay so. Whereas the others, who find personal searches such a nuisance, can get onto the same plane as the Muslim terrorists and get blown to hell. Which would be fine by me, because they're too stupid to live, anyway.
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