Unemployment Benefit - it's not for me.

I filled in an on-line application for Jobseeker allowance last week, and today was my interview.
The lady asked me how much Company Pension I received, so I showed her my last statement. She reeled back as if struck by an iron bar. "Oh no", she said, "You receive far too much to be considered for any benefit." And then added: "Didn't anyone tell you before you came?"
Clearly not, or I could have had another hour in bed.
Anyway, I thought I made it quite clear on my application form, where I was coming from. In response to "Why are you claiming benefit?" I wrote: "Because I'm fed up of reading about all these idle, work-shy, good-for-nothing tossers who get huge benefits and have never done a day's work in their lives. And it's time I got some."